You've been sentenced with a urine drug test. Now what? There's a lot of noise surrounding the subject: if you ask 100 people, "How To Pass A Piss Test", there's a good chance you will get 100 different answers. This article reviews synthetic urine, as well as other popular methods.
We know there's a ton of garbage on the subject, so relax and get ready to absorb some solid information on urine tests; specifically the use of synthetic urine in mind.
Oh, and if you need to pass any other type of drug test, make sure to browse the site. We cover the daunted hair drug test, as well as the cotton mouth swab test.
Before we dive straight into the top 3 findings, it is important to understand the basics of a urine drug test. For the sake of most people, let’s assume you are trying to pass your drug because you smoked weed (it was a nice blunt, I know). The first question you must ask yourself is this: how often and how much (quantity) do you smoke? On one end of the spectrum, you could be a once a month bowl guy with a fast metabolism, and could yield a natural passing result within a week. Conversely, you might be a daily (heavy) smoker with a less than average metabolism, meaning you might not pass a urine test for close to a month, maybe longer.
With so much on the line, that's the beauty of products specifically designed to give you what you want: a passing result. That's why we've investigated synthetic urine, among other popular methods, to determine what works and what doesn't.
1. Powdered Urine Crushes Synthetic
Synthetic Urine will not help you pass today's drug tests, but powdered urine will. Popular brands like Quick Fix state their product will help you overcome the urine analysis–this is simply not true. The drug test facilities are well equipped for the synthetic urine, but still cannot detect a powdered brand. One of the powdered products that continues to produce passing results is Purine. We were able to find it at TestClear.com
If you're nervous about Purine, check out what other users are saying on the Grasscity forum. There have been a ton of recent success stories with TestClear's Purine powdered urine. Check out the screenshot below:
NOTE: You can see the entire forum, full with other positive reviews at Grasscity.
2. Detox Programs Actually Work
We used to think all Detox drinks were only gimmicks. Some products are legitimate, but don’t rely on this as your only option. As an example: you smoke a lot and find out you have a drug test in two days–throwing back these detox products will not give you the result you're looking for; but, let's say you have a few days, maybe even a week to pass. This is where you benefit from the detox programs. TestClear has a wide variety of detox programs depending on the amount of time you have before your test. If you’re unsure of your timeline, or just want to play if safe, then we recommend starting a chat on their site.
3. Niacin Does Absolutely Nothing
Niacin does not work. Period. I used to hear the niacin rumor back when I was in college. We won’t get into detail, but niacin does not remove the THC out of your fat cells (where it is stored). If you’d like a deeper analysis on this subject, check out our Niacin post.
On a lighter note, you definitely don’t want to end up like this guy. :)
What did we learn?
First, the drug testing world is a noisy environment that is full of shitty information. It’s hard to sift through the good and the bad. Remember to take everything you read online with a grain of salt–seriously, ask yourself whether you believe this will help your chances to pass your upcoming test. For example, it is just good common sense to believe you won’t pass a drug test using a detox product if you only have two days to go.
We also learned that Synthetic Urine is not the same thing as Powdered Urine. Synthetic urine is a liquid that you receive as part of the product; you never have to pee into anything. Drug companies have gotten really good a detecting these. On the other hand, powdered urine mixes with your own urine to create a blend that is ready to pass.
And one last thing: niacin sucks–well, for drug tests that is.
Happy smoking (or whatever you choose) and we hope you best in your drug passing efforts.
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